喜剧: comedy...
咋: dialectal equivalent of 怎麼|怎么(zěn mo)...
非: to not be, not, wrong, incorrect, non-, un-, in-, to reproach or blame, (colloquial) to insist on, simply must...
地毯: carpet, rug...
拉锁: zipper...
训练: to train, to drill, training...
再见: goodbye, see you again later...
楼上: upstairs, (Internet slang) previous poster in a forum thread...
饮食: food and drink, diet...
启发: to enlighten, to explain (a text etc), to stimulate (a mental attitude), enlightenment, revelation, motivation...